Showing posts with label Infidelity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Infidelity. Show all posts
Getting Married (Very Funny)
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way; my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.
It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
My parents helped us in every way; my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.
It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Goldie Harvey Snatched My Husband, Took His Money and Rendered Him Useless – Ifeoma Harvey
Days
after the painful death of Nigerian singer Goldie Susan Harvey, a woman
has come out accusing the singer of snatching her husband and allegedly
rendering him useless after she took all his money.
According to Ifeoma Harvey who is the former wife of Andrew Harvey, the late singer eloped with the wealthy man to Nigeria where she secretly married him in 2005.
Since then, Ifeoma said Goldie Harvey has rendered the man penny-less and lying sick on the hospital bed in Malaysia.
Read Ifeoma Harvey’s shocking revelation through her best friend Bimbo Alakija below:
Very soon u will hear from d woman Goldie snatched her husband from, Ifeoma Harvey. Search for her on facebook and ask her what transpired between her husband Andrew Harvey and Goldie who used to be Ifeoma’s best friend!
What goes around comes around. When she eloped to Nigeria with her best friend’s husband and got married to him secretly, she never knew dat one day death will come calling. She rendered dat man useless, took all his money and right now Andrew Harvey is lying in d hospital in Malaysia. She went to Malaysia to visit d sick man before going to USA and came back to meet her mysterious death.
According to Ifeoma Harvey who is the former wife of Andrew Harvey, the late singer eloped with the wealthy man to Nigeria where she secretly married him in 2005.
Since then, Ifeoma said Goldie Harvey has rendered the man penny-less and lying sick on the hospital bed in Malaysia.
Read Ifeoma Harvey’s shocking revelation through her best friend Bimbo Alakija below:
Very soon u will hear from d woman Goldie snatched her husband from, Ifeoma Harvey. Search for her on facebook and ask her what transpired between her husband Andrew Harvey and Goldie who used to be Ifeoma’s best friend!
What goes around comes around. When she eloped to Nigeria with her best friend’s husband and got married to him secretly, she never knew dat one day death will come calling. She rendered dat man useless, took all his money and right now Andrew Harvey is lying in d hospital in Malaysia. She went to Malaysia to visit d sick man before going to USA and came back to meet her mysterious death.
THIS IS GOOD!
An old story is told of a king in Africa who had a close friend with whom he grew up. The friend had a habit of looking at every situation that ever occurred in his life (positive or negative) and remarking, "This is good!"
One day the king and his friend were out on a hunting expedition. The friend would load and prepare the guns for the king. The friend had apparently done something wrong in preparing one of the guns, for after taking the gun from his friend, the king fired it and his thumb was blown off. Examining the situation the friend remarked as usual, "This is good!" To which the king replied, "No, this is NOT good!" and proceeded to send his friend to jail.
About a year later, the king was hunting in an area that he should have known to stay clear of. Cannibals captured him and took him to their village. They tied his hands, stacked some wood, set up a stake and bound him to the stake.
As they came near to set fire to the wood, they noticed that the king was missing a thumb. Being superstitious, they never ate anyone that was less than whole. So untying the king, they sent him on his way. As he returned home, he was reminded of the event that had taken his thumb and felt remorse for his treatment of his friend. He went immediately to the jail to speak with his friend. "You were right," he said, "it was good that my thumb was blown off." And he proceeded to tell the friend all that had just happened. "And so I am very sorry for sending you to jail for so long. It was bad for me to do this."
One day the king and his friend were out on a hunting expedition. The friend would load and prepare the guns for the king. The friend had apparently done something wrong in preparing one of the guns, for after taking the gun from his friend, the king fired it and his thumb was blown off. Examining the situation the friend remarked as usual, "This is good!" To which the king replied, "No, this is NOT good!" and proceeded to send his friend to jail.
About a year later, the king was hunting in an area that he should have known to stay clear of. Cannibals captured him and took him to their village. They tied his hands, stacked some wood, set up a stake and bound him to the stake.
As they came near to set fire to the wood, they noticed that the king was missing a thumb. Being superstitious, they never ate anyone that was less than whole. So untying the king, they sent him on his way. As he returned home, he was reminded of the event that had taken his thumb and felt remorse for his treatment of his friend. He went immediately to the jail to speak with his friend. "You were right," he said, "it was good that my thumb was blown off." And he proceeded to tell the friend all that had just happened. "And so I am very sorry for sending you to jail for so long. It was bad for me to do this."
MY BEST MAN.
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place in Lagos. This was a huge wedding with over 300 guests. At the reception, after the wedding, the groom got up on stage and took the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their Wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for their support and to especially thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous reception. To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, the groom said he wanted to give everyone a special gift from just him. Taped to the bottom of everyone's chair (even the chairs of the wedding party) was a manila envelope. He said that was his gift to everyone, and told everyone to open their envelopes. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex with the bride. He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding. After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said ''F--- you!'' he then turned to the bride and said ''F--- you!'' and then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said..... ''Thanks, I’m out of here.'' He had the marriage annulled first thing the next Monday morning.
While most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway as if nothing was wrong. His revenge are:
While most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway as if nothing was wrong. His revenge are:
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