The Facts about Marriage. (A Must Read)
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.
At the friends party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing
your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” The other replied, “Yes I am, I
married the wrong man.”
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor’s degree and the woman gets her master’s.
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get
married?” And the father replied, “I don’t know, son, I’m still paying.”
Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
Then there was a man who said, “I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late.”
Married life is frustrating. The first year of marriage, the man
speaks And the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and
the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors
listen.
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
The husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”
It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.
A woman was telling her friend , “It is I who made my husband a millionaire.”
“And what was he before you married him.” Asked the friend.
The woman replied, ” A billionaire”.
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